What Happened
In the town of Lawrenceville Georgia sh!t has literally just hit the fan. Local law enforcement is investigating a claim made that accuses a Democratic National Committee tour bus of illegally dumping human waste from an onboard septic tank ito a city storm drain.
The Incident
Police who, have spoken to witnesses, say that the bus pulled up to a local storm drain and unleased a flood of human waste that covered the street before flowing into the storm drain. When Law enforcement arrived on scene there were greeted with toilet paper flying in the wind and stuck to city property along with human waste. Compounding this was a foul stench that spread everywhere. After assessing the scene Law enforcement was forced to call in a HAZMAT crew to clear up the mess.
The Witnesses
A local Lawrenceville businessman named Mike Robbins, upon seeing the horror unleashed on his beloved city, quickly burst into action – pulling out his camera and hurriedly snapping photos of the tour bus dumping waste into the storm drain, a foul liquid draining from the bottom of the bus.
Mike Robbins was quoted as saying the following
“I don’t care who you are. I don’t care if you’re Hillary Clinton. I don’t care if you’re Donald Trump. I don’t care who you are, you don’t throw human waste down a storm drain,” said Robbins. “Waste water just dumping all out in the street, poured out in the storm drain and at this time I’ve got my cell phone out and I’m taking pictures cause I don’t care who you are. That’s just wrong.”
The response from the Democratic National Committee
Local news station CBS46 reached out to the DNC and was issued the following statement
“This was an honest mistake and we apologize to the Lawrenceville community for any harm we may have caused. We were unaware of any possible violations and have already taken corrective action with the charter bus company to prevent this from happening again. Furthermore, the DNC will work with the Georgia Department of Natural Resources, as well as local and state officials to determine the best course of corrective action.”
Radio talk show host Tim Conway Jr on KFI AM 640 was quoted as saying
“What? This was an honest mistake? I don’t think so! The bus pulled up to a storm drain, purposely opened the septic tank and let fly!”
The Aftermath
It is unknown what, if any, fallout Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton could experience from what is now being dubbed “Poopgate”. With the 3rd and final debate coming soon this could not have come at a worse time. No one will forget when the Hillary Bus Dumps Shit in Street