Dateline-Houston, TX-A mob of zombies were found dead in a Downtown Houston warehouse that had been leased for a political rally and base office during this past year’s election cycle.
“We really shouldn’t be surprised”, stated Professor Norton Tudball of Texas Cryptid Research of UT-Cut’N’Shoot, TX, ” As these poor creatures entirely subsist on fully utilized brain matter, these poor devils never had a chance.”
Both political parties were swift to find ways to deflect the issue. President Trump has tweeted about how the zombie horde was “goal driven” and “dead on about their ideals”, and ” this is tragic, just so tragic”.
Former Sec. Of State, Hillary Clinton released a statement that said, “These poor creatures, despite their merchant for violence and destruction, are just highly misunderstood, and are slighted by the White House and the government just because they’re zombies.”
Gwenna Orosco-Chase of the Zombie Free Range Preservation Project spoke from her bunker via Skype.
“I can’t believe we as Americans let this happen, I mean just because they are insatiable engines of destruction doen’t mean we let this happen. Iean there are plenty of people that have, like, plenty of smarts like, that could help feed these undead hordes. That is what I read anyway.”